This Is A Must-Read Article For A Good Laugh! A Few Headlines That Would Get Me Kicked Out Of Any Magazine...Read With Caution. XD. #writing #humor #bored #blogger #curious #creative #nofilter #shitpost #comedian #jokes #headlines #funny #haha #hilarious #memes Headline 1: CaelisWords Where Dogs Wear Glasses Feel The Judgement & Shame Pic Cred:Dogs Wearing Glasses [...]
We are describing each other in character using these letters about the other person. But, the hard part is we have to be honest in our description of the other person which complicates things. Brandon, B Caeli, C Brandon is Bodacious Caeli is Cunning Brandon is Bony Caeli is Brandon is bodacious Brandon is Bony [...]
#poem #poetry #voice #writer #honest #letitout #compaints #people #society #wind #nature #humor Wicked winds, stop bustin my ass' The winds take me under your spell you wicked nay-sayer teller of lies to the people I wonder how you sleep at night knowing the world is dying one by one while you rest [...]
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Forecast today, probability of mental collapse 50%, there are options. In the American culture, the concept of happiness is blended through false notions that humans have the ability to attain continuous amounts of perfection. Unless you have dug up the time capusle-archeological-machinery of the future's human into robot manual, than I can see why you [...]
#MondayMood...I don't want to Monday anymore. Monday writers block Monday creativity stop I can write about procrastination But, I'm searching for the sky I'm making this creation Because I cannot deny Monday coffee beans Monday allergies Monday cat paws Monday long yawns Monday gray brain Monday energy drain Monday [...]
WordPress has stolen my boyfriend. His hair has turned into automatic dreadlocks. He eats dinner on his lap. His eyes have glared over into oblivion. The follower obsession fuels his coffee grains, drinking gulps from a giant beer cup. Straw at the ready for productivity. He's lost all his socks. He has forgotten what sunshine [...]
To have my name on a book, even if is 3 pages long, in a bookstore, even if it is India, is my first dream. I finished this children's book Friday to only find out the second before submission the manager wanted to remove my name from the book and use it as her own [...]
A few simple steps to using your man for your own whims. Find out how to latch him on your arm for whenever your libido desires. A parody article switching the male gaze into the eyes of a woman. If roles were reversed, would men want to be treated like a woman, given certain factors [...]
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